*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
5. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
You’ll be suprised how often it works.
oh. my. god. if you dont reblog this Im judging you.
I want to thank the heavens above for giving us such an amazing picture. I want to thank her parents for not using a rubber that night. And I want to thank my eye doctor for giving me the glasses to see this clearly.
Pinch me. Is the real?
Idc how many times I reblog this but I’ll do it every time it’s on my dash. Good lawd baby can I wake up to her like this 😍😍😩
Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source]
THE SPIDER MAN ONE
absolutely not. no no no
Big Boi, Tyler & André, Coachella, 2014.