"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

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I could have exclusive nudes sent to my iPhone from Beyonce herself..and a nigga could offer me 1 million dollars to leak em…and I still wouldnt..cause niggas just aint built like that bruh…you send me a nude, and nobody else that same nudes, I can 100% guarantee you it’ll never see the light of day ever..thats just real nigga shit.


wishing death on people is weird but like who really cares about someone as shitty as joan rivers

What is wrong with some people?


The world is filled with happiness, glory, achievement, but there is no denying the pain of the struggle, the truth of the disappointments nor the reality of the obstacles. You do not make an apple of a stone by painting it red.

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riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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when iggy can come out with a verse as good as Nicki’s verse on Monster I’ll be impressed 

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